Matthew and Toby take a spin through the league one month into the season, check in on how teams are faring, and bemoan the fact that the end of the 2017 campaign is already getting too close for comfort.

Three Up, Three Down makes its big return: Battery Mates Nation gets an update on Matthew's fantasy team and the brand-new 10-day DL; Matthew proposes the "intentional hurt," and complains about MLB.tv; and the boys discuss the recent goings-on in Boston.