Matthew and Toby do their best to sound refreshed and raring to go after a week off, diving straight into immigration law to celebrate Cookie Carrasco’s recent success on his U.S. citizenship test. Matthew wants all of Battery Mates Nation to relish in the Mets’ recent struggles, Toby wants to revisit the bloody sock episode now that Curt Schilling is threatening to run for elected office, and all you listeners want to be treated to the latest updates on favorites Trea Turner and Trevor Bauer. The boys make a half-hearted attempt at empathy with Houston Astros fan Ross Morales Rocketto, and Toby teaches Matthew the term TOOTBLAN.